TheLastManInAmerica

A tortillia, a kittens fur, a cheetah, even a cheeto, these are a just a few of the places that Jesus Christ has been spotted; even his mother has been spotted in a grilled cheese sandwhich. Now the Man-God for which the religion was named after is being spotted in a weight loss center in Kansas.The water-stained ceiling panel, which actually looks more like Snoop Dogg with his hair down, peers down on the patrons of the women’s facility in the town of Arkansas.

I am tired of hearing these stories and listening to people jabber on about how inspiartional it is. It’s a fucking stain! This diety is not hanging around in a weight loss center to be gazed upon while you’re on your back doing crunches, giving you the motivation to get in that last set. He is not in a tortillia, smothered in cheese and ground beef, waiting to be gobbled down by some random Taco Bell customer.

These are only optical illusions. Perhaps that same logic that would make someone be inclined to believe in a higher power would compell them to believe a stain could be their diety. But common sense would teach you that, if anything at all, it’s a great coincidence. But even so, how do you know what Jesus looked like? It may look like the Christian interpritation of him but not what someone from the Middle East looks like. I’m sure if I dug through my own waste I’d find something with the correct shading to look just like him but do you really think Jesus is hanging around in my shit? 

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